Tuesday, March 08, 2005


Today's Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper Prize:
"In the produce section of the grocery store, the lowly cucumber is about to achieve an elevated position in some Montgomery County, Md., public schools. Montgomery County has long been known as a "bedroom community" in the affluent Washington, D.C., suburbs - an appropriate moniker given what young students are about to be taught.
The school system announced last week that a new sex curriculum will be introduced this spring for three middle schools and three high schools. Students will be taught how to put a condom on a cucumber." - Cal Thomas, Townhall.com

What is it with wingnut prudes and cucumbers? What else should they practice with, pencils? And Cal, you better double-check those abstinence studies, because they also show that when people who have been subjected to abstinence-immersion-therapy actually get around to screwing, they're less likely to use contraception. But I forgot that in Cal Thomas's world, it's sex, not abortion, that should be safe, legal, and rare.
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