Friday, November 19, 2004

Persecute, kill the book-hoarders!
Is there really enough room in our over-stuffed prisons for people who forget to return Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban? It seems there's a new Library Sheriff in Bay City, Michigan, and he's coming for people with overdue library fines. We're talking jail time, people. It's about time we re-established law and order in the public library system.

Do not mess with Frederick J. Paffhausen. Don't even think about it. Bring back The Da Vinci Code on time or it's off to Guantanamo with you.


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