Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Today's Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper Prize: Ann Coulter, her first big win here. In her most recent column, Ann writes, "The Democrats want Saddam back. I suppose it was only a matter of time for the party that also welcomed back Marion Barry, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Al Sharpton, Frank Lautenberg, Hillary Clinton, etc., etc." In Ann Coulter's tortured mind, genocidal dictator Saddam Hussein = longtime public servant Frank Lautenberg, sitting U.S. Senator and former First Lady Hillary Clinton, and the courageous congressman Barney Frank. Yes Ann, Democrats want Saddam back. We want him back so bad it just hurts. It hurts. I lay awake at night grieving for the injustice which has befallen him, and so do all my liberal friends, because at heart we just fucking hate America, don't we?


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