Friday, October 17, 2003

Evil triumphs
No, I'm not talking about terrorists or the Bush administration, I'm referring to the victory of the Evil Empire (better known as the Yankees) in the ALCS and the Evil Fish (better known as the Marlins) in the NLCS. These two teams, having offed two of the most downtrodden and curse-ridden teams in professional sports, will now square off in a 7-game orgy of evil, televised, appropriately, by Fox, the official media network of international evil (apologies to al-Jazeera). My prediction: The Evil Fish in six. But please, spare me the shots of Jeff Loria celebrating -- the man's a fraud.


Post a Comment

<< Home